Weirdos Of Walmart. Mark Poolos - Full Special

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Weirdos of Walmart are different in every town and Mark Poolos likes to find them all first thing. Whether it's discussing how bad lady farts smell or trying to figure out why deer don't stay away from the highway, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mark Poolos is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Wavy Dave
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I’ve been to the Walmart he’s talking about 😂
Jameson Bornholdt
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If Jim Gaffigan wasn't his inspiration...
Jeff Johnson
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Walmartians. Yep, they are all the same everywhere.
Jay Paul
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I'm the weird guy deep in the DVD bin 😂
Isabelle Grayson
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Get this man a Netflix special!
忘柯卓
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Note to self, dont watch this guy and drink liquid at the same time. Green tea shot out my nose
Vince Dibona
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Close your eyes... now imagine Jim Gaffigan. He has the same voice as Jim Gaffigan.
Sketti Boi
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One night I think in 2001 I went into the bedroom with my then girlfriend in bed and I swear you could cut the smell of slightly rotting garlic sausages with a knife... don't think I'll ever forget.
Eve Sofia
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CoVid has turned me into this. If I forget a mask and I’m taking public transport I’ll tuck any spare item of clothing in my bag into my headphones to cover face
John Peters
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I bought a Turner and Hooch DVD out of the $5 bin at Walmart
The SeasonedTeacher
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You. Are. Funny! 😂👏🏻🎉
Ryan Obray
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Sounds like Mobile
Nicole Courtney
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Me an alcoholic: wtf is rum chata....
Nicole Courtney
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This man is FUNNY
Nicole Courtney
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I feel like the peeps lady is one of my disowned relatives from Missouri. Disowned for similar offenses...
AhtodaDakota
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This guy was pretty funny.
Big Brim
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"What are you eating? ...HELIUM!!!"
Big Brim
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Great set sir!
live flower
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Honey crisp is my favorite apple. This man knows his fruit.
The Invisible Stoner
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The funniest part of all of this, right after he was talking about his wife passing gas, I got a febreeze ad.
D Stoakes
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So is this a poor man's Jim Gaffigan or did this dude come first and Jim had a better manager?
Ollie Jordan
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this guy sounds like jim gaffigan even when he laughsl but with a lot more crime committed by him and his family and friends lol yikes!
SPEAKout
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the deerpark- priceless
Petal Poppy
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I have given up on life but I still never leave the house wearing flip flops and a blanket with sleeves.
Jeramy Rulo
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I’m a Walmart employee, and I agree. It’s also hilarious how culture has affected sell restrictions in my area. For instance, I had a prompt come up the other day when a customer rang up White Out from Home Office at my register in Electronics, and it said you have to be 18 to purchase it. What are these people doing with White Out, snorting it?
THE TRACK ENTHUSIAST
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🤣
RElatable LORE
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I lost it at " Jimmy......refill the water!" About 30:00
Catholic faith
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I'm watching this while waiting for the blackout you know SHTF scenario. I'm in between videos of Jesus and dry bar comedy. Honestly I'm not sure which way to turn. Should I be praying? Laughing? Or laughing as I'm praying.....
Meukow Kang
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This guy slayed it
Jaemi Bernhardt
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Just like to inform everyone I have lived in Omaha Nebraska my hole life I’m 23 we don’t have armadillos here bro you hit a possum or someone’s pet like they don’t live here like did you drive by the Henry doorly zoo by chance when you hit it like that would explain some things did you drive in to Texas road house because that’s the only places I ever seen one the one at Texas road house was stuffed lmao
ted foy
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The dells and waterworld is amazing. Was there in 88. Noahs ark was great. I nearly drowned in the wave pool but was saved by lifeguard before things got hairy. Although I was there with the best people which is what made it so memorable. Good times
Jecca Mendo
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" hes just wearing a headband" hahaha
Jecca Mendo
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This guy is funny....good comedian!!!
Clorox Bleach
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I’m the person stacking and organizing the candy in the large bins 😂.
Dark_Khan 223
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1st time hearing this guy. Quite the comedian. I’d like a second of your time to talk about your cars extended warranty.
Jennifer S.
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my stepdad actually did the "switcheroo" with a vacuum and a vcr so tht tells u how long ago it was. and the 2 items weren't even the same tht he bought! they returned with no questions!
Tom Foolery
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The guarded format advisably arrange because cart comparably squeeze following a pathetic gate. unaccountable, bumpy jelly
Dani K.
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Idk if this guy is lucky that he managed to hit a tiny armadillo or that he managed to find one in Omaha Nebraska. Like I didn't even know we had them in the US
Джонатан д
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His voice sounds similar to Gaffigan.
Trudy M. Howard Smallbiztaxlady
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4422! lol
Parker Zeigler
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I miss 3 a.m walmart shopping
Oneeyah Culver
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He was definitely very funny
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie
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I caught the greeter poking fun at people as they walked through the door. Part of me laughed with him and the other part thought hmmmm not good. The funny thing is he would have blended right in. Tales one to know one I suppose.
Keely and her crazy wheaten Terrier Birdie
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Oops takes one to know one.!
GN0MEofWAR
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like a modern day Jim Gaffigan the way he talks and delivers! Love it!
Tatchik77
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This guy was really funny!
Alex Laureano
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He sounds like Jim Gaffigan and he is also super funny 😂🤣
joe rolland
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He's funny!
padala23
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Now I know what would happen if Jim Gaffigan and Louis C.K. created a child together
Rush Notthestalenoodles
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This dude has great relatable jokes for the struggle as a dad 😂
Tina
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Fat men should not wear Speedos. But to be honest, NO ONE should wear Speedos.
Tina
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I am disappointed; our local Walmart is not nearly so exciting.
Vickie Lawson
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Just started watching but judging by his appearance I'm pretty sure there'd be people thinking he is a Walmart Weirdo.
Doreen Wyatt
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He’s funny Walmart and lady farts 💨 too funny he’s good his. Material is good
maryinsanfrancisco
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For all my purported sophistication, nothing makes me laugh like a good bit about baby poop or farting.
joyce
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im loving this clean humor! so happy youtube put this in my feed. this guy is great.
I love MLB the show 2020
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It’s nuts in my house right now too bro especially now in 2021
賛成うん
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Walmartians
Been Griffin
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This guy is hilarious! Oh I needed to laugh! Thank you!
Greg Appelgren
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I’ve been told that Walmart’s have no security cameras at all covering their parking lots. Liability reasons. If anything happens to you then the tapes will be Subpoenaed and Walmart then is afraid of being sued for you name it. Lawyers will sue for everything and anything. It’s much easier for Walmart to simply say “Sorry, we don’t have any security cameras in that area”.
Zeroto Thezero
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"He's just wearin' a headband." I laughed so f*cking hard!
Rebelwithoutacause
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Tom papa 2.0.
Poemi10304
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It’s not a pair of sweatpants up to your armpits, it’s called a romper!
dell wright
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im 55 and i have never seen any one in the 3 wallmarts i have shopped in looking like he is telling us ,,,,,,,bsssss
DeAnne McCarty
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As with a lot of these REALLY FUNNY comedians, I don’t understand the 👎🏼 votes!! This guy is really funny!!
Frodo Lives
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He kind of sounds like Jim Gaffigan
Cruizer Brony
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I would call this call Diet Jim Gaffigan but neither of those guys are diet.
Source Hauntings
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Oh my god he’s funny
Roger Sledz
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Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
Roger Sledz
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Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!
Scott’s Aerial Videos
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I’m a vendor at Walmart and agree 10000% Saw a 425-450 pounder with short shorts and a Minnie Mouse t-shirt. They should not make either of those in men’s XXXXXL
StephBer1
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Our Australian Kangaroos are the equivalent of your deer. Not as big but just as determined to take on a car. Driving on some highways in the outback is like a scene from Kangaroo Armageddon.
Tanarra Mason
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Update: My phone does lock/unlock and start my car...😳
AllThat Remains
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“Taking a shower with a cat and a toddler.” I died!😂
j v
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"another drinking car" this guy is spreading some of the worst ideas..
Martin Aurik
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Fart Jokes never got old😂🤣😂
VidzGorilla
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Great Video - Checkout my Channel for my Walmart Videos
Jeff Drum
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Detecting a little JGaff up in here... very funny dude!
William Williams
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The laugh machine is brutal. Sounds like a nut house.
mmmw117 Marian
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I once wore a dinosaur mask to Walmart. New normal. One day I wore a box on my head. Gotta add to the weird. Yeah yeah, I'll wear a mask you Walmart nutcases. >:)
Pascale Peguero
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Funny guy😄😄😄
Kee To
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Straight up felt attacked by the $5 movie bins joke. 😆
tiny99990
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If a clown spider showed up within a 100 sq mi radius of me I'd probably die as well...
Wublic Indecency
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I'm gonna go buy a new drinking car Me: these people are true big brains
Julian Blaq
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His fart bit is hilarious I have a very similar bit about my ex lol we named the farts it you could smell them an hour later lol
Ryan Elliott
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I do the switch a roo all the time but I’m not old
Sandra Sherman
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This guy is so funny. His timing is great.
ElizabethGronlund& GachaGurl
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My brother in law had a version of the switch a roo. He'd buy a pair of shoes and as soon as they got dirt or smudge on them he'd take them back and say they hurt his feet or some story and get a new pair. He kept that going for at least a year that I know of, quite possibly longer. They all thought it was quite hilarious. It was just one more reason I can't stand those particular in laws.
Kitterz
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Exact description of two kids close in age! Mine are 17 mos apart and I’m glad they’re now adult teens.
Ryan
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was that a F bonb Fartnado?lol
Dale Jones
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9
Paul Revere
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Fartnado just blew me over.
Karen Straw
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I used to stock overnight at Walmart, bizarre people. There were two women who smelled like cat pee. We had to febrezee the whole grocery side when they left.They came in every week.
Scott’s Aerial Videos
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Had one of those last week. She was in my area so long the ASM called a code brown because she thought somebody crapped in the tp again
Jesus Freak
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I eat clown spiders on my channel
Bill MacDillard
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youtube is communist
Andrew Myers
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Too many commercials a funny show kills.
Frank Norris
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He sounds a bit like Jim Gaffigan
Teija Hansen
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He forgot one other reason to use self-checkout lanes: social anxiety.
David Sisson
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Fart problem could easily be solved with a lit candle, methane is a flammable gas.
Scott’s Aerial Videos
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Blowing a blue angel
New Grandma
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Sooo funny
Dont let It Bring You Down
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91 theraflu video ads why theraflu u mock me with this many videos